Mom Tits
Tatum Borealis | Cancer ♋
I write books
I like cute cats and girls and boys
I am a sexual pan
I cook really good scrambled eggs
I like bacon more than life
Message me and we'll be best friends
Massage me and we'll be best lovers

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dauntlessardor:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….
dauntlessardor:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….
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Q: Hey there! So I was curious about how you've socialized Pringle! I wanna make sure my baby beardy feels comfortable outside his tank (:
Asked by cheyenne-like-wyoming
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"Oh Tom, I never loved you."
Summer Finn
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Messing around with make up
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Q: Have you ever scissor'd?
Asked by Anonymous
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Adventure Time is real life
Adventure Time is real life
Adventure Time is real life
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