Mom Tits
Tatum Borealis | Cancer ♋
I write books
I like cute cats and girls and boys
I am a sexual pan
I cook really good scrambled eggs
I like bacon more than life
Message me and we'll be best friends
Massage me and we'll be best lovers


Mom Tits
This is my favorite picture of me. I have worked so hard and taken so much shit.  It is worth the awesome amount of encouragement I get from people that support what I am doing. I am a receiver for my high school football team and I am so proud of myself.



Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun




broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..






Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document. 

Signal boost because omg how did I not know this in college?

Since registration is starting soon I figure this is ample time to remind the six people who look at my Tumblr that citing your sources is really important in college and that this will be your best friend forever.
If you’re in high school and want to go to college? Learn to source! You’ll be way ahead of the curve and it’s 100% more important than knowing what the hell a predicate nominative is.
I use to figure out how to cite for my papers, and it’s been quite useful for the three years I’ve been at this!

im crying i have this project due in two days and i didnt do tgis yet ho y fuckl

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

this is important to me